Gooooooood morning, Boca del Mar! Just uploading our latest announcements from the library computer cluster (Shhhhh! Ms. Dinglings is grading papers!) Today we've got a performance from Theodore Blempf and a special friend of his; an announcement from cafeteria chef Duke Danson; and some helpful tips from college counselor Armando Nosferatu and a JP Morgan Chase investment banking analyst. Thank you to our teacher-mentors — Jack Greenberg, Robin Fierberg, Brian Contreras, Shane Rathle and Julien Collins — for supervising the AV Club's production of these Morning Announcements.