I’m sorry Real Housewives of Dallas, but someone is using your face to express their deepest artistic desires. Please help Cameron with the Army Green eyeshadow. Below Deck has played us for 2 weeks in a row, and “I’m not going to lie, this is so fun” Kate is my spirit animal. Victoria Secret Fashion Show let us down. And best of all VANDERPUMP is back ladies and gentleman! TomTom don’t you know you’re just a pretty face (very pretty face) and “it’s not about the pasta LaLa!!! It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Christmas presents and fake Fendi. Don’t miss the stitch!