Ep 29 : Commitment Couch. The girls have decided this weekly episode needs a brand refresh as it hardly a ceremony 🙄🙄🙄......we decree from this day forward that Sunday night Eps will be know as Commitment Couch. Much more catchy yes?? We are glad you agree. 💯 Now...on with tonight’s episode which becomes much more about what is not discussed than what is. 😳 Like not discussing Billies new found Best Friend....Suzies Dad, Steve (didn’t rate a mention 😊) Cyrells cray cray brother Ivan who played a PIVOTAL role this week kicking Nick out of the family home (nowhere on the Richter scale) AND not discussing with Tam & Dan the rumours revealed at the highly explosive dinner party that another woman was keen to....SLEEP WITH DAN 😳😳😳 (Crickets!!). Doing a great job there experts 😉😉😉😩🤣 The Suggestion Box gets pried open with Vee suggesting to prevent hostage situations such that Farmer Wants a Wife finds himself in, that next season as soon as someone writes LEAVE, both have to go! But with the trend of affairs now tracking at more that 1 per season, Shari suggests they add a third alternative of SWAP be added to the STAY/LEAVE options of a Commitment Couch episode. Producers...we hope you are listening as there is only so much hostage whining we can put up with from Farmer Wants a Wife. Srsly Mick.....stop your whining!! Barbara the sheep will still be there when you get home...enjoy the ride! 🐑
