Fans everywhere rejoice as #MLB finally put a merciful end to the imbalanced schedule in 2023 | Would Javy Baez and the #Tigers be better off playing 2B? | Does AJ Hinch deserve more heat for the Motor City meltdown? | Where did it all go wrong for the once mighty #SFGiants? | Should the #Cubs bet the farm on Shohei Ohtani if the #LAAngels put him on the market or hold off and finally utilize the might of their money-making empire to buy the unicorn in 2024? | Lord Tom Tunney of Wrigleyville resigns before the authorities come to take him away | Risky business in the Rogers Centre and RingCentral Coliseum gives new meaning to the 500 Club | Video of #Yankees fan blowing a hotdog for a beer goes viral | Who's Andy Rutschman and why are the OOrioles giving him a 20-year, $600M deal? | Aroldis Chapman is into unsanitary leg tattoos | Marcell Ozuna's domestic violence + DUI and Carlos Martinez's PED + domestic violence earn them our co-Assholes of the Week dishonor
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