CW: Frank discussion of sexual activity, sexual assault, and adult situations.
🎶 “It’s the final date-down!” 🎶* This week, we bring you the conclusion of our fan-favorite (maybe?) “Can I Date You?” pentalogy. You’ll hear tales of childhood sweetheartery gone awry from Timothy and a litany of scandalicious naughtitudes from AJ, all intertwined with the classic CIBY wit that you’ve come to admire and/or suffer through. This is your last chance for pillow talk and whispered sweet nothings from the boys, so get it while it’s hot. *failed seductive winking*
*alternatively - 🎶 “It’s the final dick-down!” 🎶
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The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui
Example of Kesha’s vocal stamina (although this song is newer than the story)
Bother AJ!
Bother Timothy!
