I realize I'm probably supposed to wait until *much* later in my podcasting life to do something this fucking stupid and out of left field. But not being able to book a guest in awhile, I decided to just get fucking shit-faced and watch a completely INSANE movie and talk about it in real time. I edited it down into something resembling an episode, cut together with a little bit of choice audio from the film itself.
The Kingdom Of Var follows this misadventures of college student Sonja after she unwittingly summons the demonic sorcerer Var by watching 500-year-old VHS containing his spirit. Yes, that's not a typo ... the sorcerer, according to legend, filmed a movie in the year 1594 to preserve his spirit for all time. The plot is insane, the acting is insane, the choices are insane, the CGI and camera effects are hilarious, and this is just an all-around fun watch. Get together with your friends, get drunk or high, and then watch The Kingdom Of Var (available on Amazon Prime) ... and then fire up the episode to relive some of the highlights, as well as my drunken, mystified ramblings as I try to make sense of this insanity.
Please watch it.
https://www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Var-Vida-Zukauskas/dp/B08BZ16VJS
