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On this episode:
Historically Accurate: 1532
- Illuminati publishes the prince by Machiavelli 5 years after his death
- A sect leads earth bc f that shit
- Elon musk is somehow here
- Catholics were killing people obvi
- Henry the 8th is still being scummy
- Cave paintings totally have dick pics
- Camera obscura is somehow a thing even back in the day
- We’ve been super smart for a really long time
- Is space bigfoot a thing?!
- Jeff Bezos favorite book is soylent green
- Zak is probably a lizard person
- Emoji bible is totally a thing
- Russian dunks poland over vodka
- Russians create the hokey pokey
- All samurais are bastards
- Sponsored by uncle franks solar powered flashlight
Historical Hall Pass:
- Katy: Hercules is the ultimate himbo
- Disney hates moms
- Shannon: Sheego
- What do we do with Raven?!
- Jojos bizarre adventure is a gay paradise
- Sam: Esmeralda can get it, as can Zaitana
- Poison ivy is absolutely unanimous
- Zak: Ashanti from the queen of the damned
- Sidebarred into kakegurui
- Chucklesluts is sponsored by nudie duties and members only
- Shannon is fem-hiddleson
- Nanananananana bat dong!
Celebrity Dnd: Greta Thunberg, eco crusading half-elf druid paladin
- Acolyte of Stevie Nicks
- Absolutely hates Elon Musk for being fake and opportunistic
- Favored enemy: humanoids
- Shannon rolls a one on literally everything
- Greta morphs weirdly in her spare time
- Pokemon trainer could be a whole class
- Shaq led Greta to Stevie
- Chucklesluts is sponsored by Jar-O-Beez
The Hills we die on
- Shannon: Fuck terra from teen titans
- Sam: Sam hates door talkers during the bathroom.
- Zak Wants to be invisible in the pooper
- Dont O-face in public please
- THE DOOR IS LOCKED, STOP JIGGLING THE HANDLE
- Katy: Fuck deceptive shopping items online
- Wish should renamed to the cursed item store
- Cool things we’ve bought on Etsy
- Zak: Why doesn't MTV play music anymore?
- Other channels also suck
