Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing over season 2, episode 23 of The CW's "Gossip Girl," entitled "The Wrath of Con." Guess what guys?! Aaron is hard/tumescent/engorged. Why, you ask/cringe? You can tell Jesus the bitch is back. The splendiferous duo bicker about the essentials: Star Trek, Sex or Scheming, using money to solve your problems, Rufus and Lily reliving the same fight for 20 years and Poppy Lifton's poppetry. A&A offer parental wisdom, applaud Jenny for keeping her nose clean and welcome back the non-judgy Breakfast Club for the end of another GG season. They also wonder who Nate's #1 is, and if anyone has Nate as their #1 on the show? Poor Nate. Who likes food and sex? That and more this week. XOXO, Gossip Guys.
