Twas the podcast before Christmas and all through the county, not a creature was stirring, not even a Mountie.
Shotzi Blackheart drove in her tank without a care, in the hopes of breaking the best friend of the woman with purple hair.
Chelsea and Charles were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of a RAW without Lana danced in their heads,.
And Rhea in her leather, and Toni with her cap
Had just settled our brain for a watching AEW and taking a nap.
When out in the ring, there arouse such a clatter
And Carmella did an overly long promo saying a lot that did not matter
Away to the window, we flew like a flash
Hitting with champagne, the back of the woman named Sash(a)
The moon on the blood of the new beaten Boa
From the strikes of Xia Li like there was money he owed her
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear
Josh Matthews and Madison Rayne giving us the worst commentary we fear
And so, listen to Beyond the Belle, not just now but Spring, Summer, and Fall
Happy Holidays to one and the same general feeling to all
