Johnny and Lawrence are back once again with their ill-behaviour, along with fourteen time annual world corn shucking champion Rach Leonard and man with no notable achievements, Eddy MacKenzie to return to chapter five in the font of eternal sexual disappointment that is Moon Cursed; an erotic creature novel about Nessie and honestly? surprisingly decent kindling.
Will we find out who was murdered on the banks of Loch Ness?
Will a mysterious, foreign character who speaks exclusively in exposition show up from absolutely fucking nowhere?
Will Lawrence snap into a Slim-Jim?
Why not check a look and see? The answers may surprise you... ooh yeeah.