How many days can you go without sarcasm? Science says it can be healthy to be a smartass, within reason. Enjoy a few minutes of how you can be one and thrive without people wanting to slap you into next week. Or worse yet, have them think you're a dumbass.
Smart Ass game on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/University-Games-1360-Smart-Ass/dp/B000NP4832