MICHAEL
Hello and welcome to Five in the Eye! This is me - Michael Ohajuru - here on Colourful Radio and this is a very special show. That’s because it’s episode 0313 and 313 is… wait for it… a prime number!
PHIL
Yes, it’s one of Michael’s prime number shows and we know how important they are to him! This is Phil Woodford, joining the show from Coventry in the West Midlands this week, and revealing that our top story is going to be the dramatic changes to life promised on the so-called ‘Freedom Day’ of July 19th. Is the government making the right choices?
MICHAEL
For story number two, we talk about two sporting controversies: the female swimmers denied appropriate headgear for their afro hair. Meanwhile, sprinters from Namibia are ruled out of races because of their naturally high levels of testosterone.
PHIL
What’s story number three? Well, it’s discipline in schools. Most people would agree that some rules and regulations are important. But can they go too far?
MICHAEL
For our fourth story this week, it’s the UK minister who confused Zambia and Zimbabwe at the funeral of Kenneth Kaunda.
PHIL
And finally this week, to wrap up the show, we talk about motivational posters. Tesco have maybe misjudged one of their messages by placing it in a toilet.
MICHAEL
We don’t need any extra motivation to get straight on to these great stories! And that’s this week’s Five in the Eye!