MICHAEL
Hello and welcome to the very latest edition of Five in the Eye on Colourful Radio! This is me - Michael Ohajuru - and you’re listening to episode 0407.
PHILAnd joining Michael via Zoom this week, it’s Phil Woodford, revealing that our top story is going to be the decision of nurses to reject the latest pay offer, heralding further disruption to the NHS.
MICHAEL
And as a TikTok star comes under attack for revealing how she’s been able to buy a house at the age of just 21, we ask the broader question of whether the Chinese social media app should be banned. That’s story number two this week.
PHIL
What’s story number three? Well, a photographer has won a prestigious competition with a picture generated by AI. And a new Oasis album has been released, except that it’s by a band called AIsis! Are the bots taking over?
MICHAEL
For our fourth story, it’s the burglar who disguised himself as a solar panel to try to escape detection by the police.
PHIL
And finally, to wrap up the show, Greggs is battling to sell its signature sausage rolls all night in Leicester Square.
MICHAEL
They could deliver to me by drone out in Abbey Wood! And that’s this week’s Five in the Eye!
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