PHIL
Hello and a very warm and friendly Five in the Eye welcome to our weekly news review show on Colourful Radio. This is Phil Woodford looking forward to looking back over the stories that have caught our eye over the past week.
MICHAEL
And joining Phil via Zoom, it’s me - Michael Ohajuru - revealing that our top story is going to be Jeremy Hunt’s Budget, revealed on Wednesday. Has he done enough to help revive the flagging Tory fortunes?
PHIL
At two, it’s the sad story of a Jamaican war hero, whose next-of-kin can’t be traced following his lonely death.
MICHAEL
What’s story number three? Well, it’s all to do with [BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP] swearing! You’d never hear it on Five in the Eye, of course, but YouTube are taking a more liberal attitude towards it once again.
PHIL
Our fourth story is the fact that you can now LIVE on a cruise ship. If you have $30,000 a year to spare, that is!
MICHAEL
And finally, to wrap up the show this week, the world’s greatest pianist Lang Lang was recently spotted playing the old joanna on a station concourse!
PHIL
And that story about tickling the ivories tickled our fancy. Which is why we included it in this week’s Five in the Eye!
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