Welcome! You've Got Mail!
Goodbye.
These are the sounds that remind us of a simpler time. A time when email meant not using the phone. A time when ASL meant more than sign language. And a time when Meg Ryan was relevant, and Tom Hanks was still just being used because he was cute as a button. Sit back, relax, and try not to spill any Orbitz drink on my Baja jacket.
