This week is my perfect show. It's 20 minutes of boob talk followed by a game.
Right away, I bring up an ad from Adidas (ah-dee-dahs) for their sports bras that featured 25 pair of uncovered breasts (NSFW). This turns into bit of a which ones do we like and which ones are we most like. Somehow that leads to discussing Naked and Afraid before visiting the actual Adidas website to view the actual sports bras. We quickly decide that their rollover pictures on the catalog page should be "on/off" and not "front/back".
The next boobs up are on the recently released SI Swimsuit cover models and the bit of controversy there around the models weight and how fancied up some of the WNBA women were made for their photo session. I also mention that Kim Kardashian is a turn off and Maye Musk is everything I want in a 74 year old (as long as Elon isn't around).
Finally, there is another round of the game. First kisses, who said "I love you" and we ask ourselves if the questions are being recycled.
Next week is all penis.
