Grab a drink and a snack because this ended up being a long episode.
Getting into view mail leads us to discussing how we shower. Paul goes middle out. Lori goes top to bottom. Paul thinks about opening a pubic grooming salon.
Next up, we review celebrities turning 50 with commentary on what we actually think of said celebrities.
Then things get a bit sideways because the show notes for the rest of the week were put together after a few beers. So, we discuss what the Hobbit might be like as a porno, what we would do for each other if we were dying. Handjobs, yes. Buttseggs, no. Threesome, maybe, but somebody is going to be disappointed because Lori still doesn't know what kind of women Paul finds attractive.
So yeah, Happy Birthday to Paul!
