This might be the episode where Paul has a list of complaints.
Our dogs almost let us die just because they care more about breakfast.
If I dumped Taylor Swift how would her 10 minute epic break-up song about me go? If you have an idea, feel free to drop a lyric in the comments.
Surprising somebody you haven't seen in years - like your kids or your dad - by waiting extra days to pull off a viral surprise video is bullshit. Other things that are bullshit include cupcakes and white chocolate.
There are no jokes in the Bible.
And finally, I play my favorite clip from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving in which Peppermint Patty throws huge shade on Linus. In the spirit of Thanks.
Then a real quick talk on The Great (Hulu). Huzzah! And Pete Davidson is dating Kim K, but Flava Flav is not dating Kris Jenner.
There you have it. Have a Happy Thanksgiving and some other bullshit.
