Obamna Soda. It echoes throughout the podcast ominously. We can’t seem to get rid of it. Did you know that the Constitution was written so that we could have Coors Lights while riding John Deer mowers? We got Mormon soaking, more A.I presidents gaming, and talking the Tik Tok ban before one of our corespondents informed us of The Restrict Act, one of the most heinous pieces of legislation in American history.
Maggie Gylenhall makes a return to the podcast, and what happens when Tobey McGuire is deployed to Iraq and his brother Jake Gylenhall has sex with his wife? Should we stop watching videos on the podcast with no visual frame of reference for the audience?
The bois are back on the world stage, discussing the state of geopolitics, the seemingly imminent conflict with China and the future of America going to war with its biggest trade partner. What if The Podcast Cantina was the modern day Band of Brothers? Kyle is too old for the front lines, so clearly he would be safe.
Kristian informs us of the whereabouts of the TRUE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA and how he was banished to the Land of Disney, being shadowbanned in real life and “I understand what you’re saying, BUT…”. How drinking affects social interactions and everyday tasks, and we learn the rule of thumb that 2 Tall Boys is still only “2 Beers”. Kyle goes the extra mile, Jordan and Kristian pick starting 5’s of NBA American white dudes, 2010s starting 5s, and Every Villain is Lemons. A new nationalist movement, the French Revolution, systematic American oppression and the upcoming authoritarian regime. Also, Jonah Hill saves Kanye West from his anti-Semitic ways. Now that’s Podcasting!
