You know what's great?
A really, really, great sandwich.
And killing many birds with one stone.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Omniscient phone calendars
- Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity
- Strap-on video game controllers
- How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android
- Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, and the legendary icesquito
