In their premiere episode, Doug sings the praises of an environmentally-friendly feminine hygiene product and ponders the aerodynamics and moral turpitude of passengers on a hypothetical euthanasia coaster. Alice tosses a salad and debates what size knife is best for big kids at the pool.
Other discussion topics may include:
- A desire to wax, poetic and otherwise
- The birth of a jingle - which is way less messy than human birth
- Ebenezer Scrooge and other questionable impressions
- The nutritional value and potential hazard of egg shells
- The answer to the question you're all wondering: "Which of them pees in the shower?"
