Alice almost but doesn't win a prestigious playwriting award, and Doug almost but doesn't legally change his name to the name of a food in order to get a lifetime supply of said food. YET.
Other discussion topics may include:
- How the Swedes turn trash into food made out of trash
- Wives who are making obituaries fun again
- The truth about red meat and chocolate being superior to spinach and other vegetables
- Do you have a ghost? Or just a failing temple?
- "Ravenous Periods," "Grape Soda Poops," and other fun band names
