Alice and Doug toured some White Castles,
In Macho Man gowns, caps, and tassels.
They both flashed their V-cards,
Sent beef down their innards,
And spent all night clenching their a$$h***s.
Last week, Doug and Alice #SetPfizersToStun and recovered by watching #LoveVaxually and making #LymphBiscuits. This week, they get free donuts and beer and write dirty limericks.
Other discussion topics may include:
- A tale of fowl and fleeting fame
- Innards, outards, and other Barack Abominations
- Risking literal freedom for the culinary arts. Featuring a side of heroin.
- A celebration of possibly the greatest day in the history of the universe
- Grease made those multiplyin' chills sound great. They're not. They're really not.
