It's almost Alice and Doug's anniversary of the couplins. AND WHY DOES AUTOCORRECT REFUSE TO LET ME SPELL IT THAT WAY?!?!?!
Anyway, they'll celebrate with some high art and low balls and of course, swordfuls of meat brought to their table at regular intervals.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The pure art and sheer brilliance of a sideways urinal
- How pockets should be far more respected in modern society (stop making fun of cargo shorts)
- The fascinating link between Mark Twain, Halley's Comet, and ho trains
- Learn about a bologna that you wouldn't be ashamed to eat
- The birth of rock and roll, and then whatever Dave Matthews turned it into
