BIRD SHIT EVERYWHERE
OUR POOL COVER IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL BIRD BATH
CAUTION TAPE STILL CAUSING CONTROVERSY
WHERE'S MY DISCOUNT CARD?
5 GALLONS OF WATER A DAY
FIRST AND LAST ANATOMY SEGMENT
ELBOW PIT = ANTECUBICAL FOSSA
YOU GOT A FREAKY HAND?
$10 BOTOX SHOTS
LONG LIGHTERS ARE A SCAM
NACHO CHEESE DORITO SHORTAGE
7 GARLIC KNOTS + 2 MORONS = NO GARLIC KNOTS
HALLOWEEN KILLS
SHAMELESS
3 DAYS LEFT TO RETIRE, SHOT AND THROWN IN DUMPSTER
#SPRINKLEGATE
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