IT’S THE MAY CONTAIN METAL XMAS SPECIAL with our very special guests Jay and Sid from Juan Bond!
If covid hasn’t done the job for you already it’s time to alienate yourself from your family - maybe push grandma over or throw a chair at dad - so that you can take yourself off for an hour or so and listen to the May Contain Metal Christmas Special without being hassled with ‘presents’ and ‘love’, YUCK! If you’re alone anyway this Christmas why not put us on whilst you have your Christmas dinner? It’ll be like there are more people there with you! We can be your surrogate family (for an hour). You won’t be able to talk to us and if you try we’ll definitely both ignore and interrupt you but maybe it’ll be FUN!? MERRY METALMAS ONE AND ALL!