00:00 Introductions
01:36 Blake Lively
10:57 Drone vs. Plane Wing
20:22 Alec Baldwin
25:58 Donald Trump
—How much is enough?
You’re a rich movie star, so you need more?
Blake Lively says that the slander campaign against her hurt sales of her hair and beverage products.
Which, it might have done.
Or, people just weren’t interested in her hair and beverage products.
It’s a bit silly, but, so is life.
—Because they’re kind people, Canada has sent firefighting planes to the U.S. to help scoop and dump water on the flames.
So, naturally, one of them is currently out of commission, because it hit a civilian drone doing lookie-loo nonsense.
In the chat, a commenter who worked on these planes gives insight into what happened.
—Well, the accidental death Rust lawsuit has ended, and Alec Baldwin is in the clear.
Which means he wants to move on with his life, right?
Nope!
He’s going after the prosecutors, for prosecuting him.
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him.
—Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America.
Which is hilarious.
Good for him.
The Panama Canal, Greenland, this…
The best part of it is: feckless Republicans go along with every one of his dumb ideas, because he’s a toddler throwing a tantrum, and they’re cowards.
Side note: remember “Freedom Fries?”
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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