00:00 Introductions
01:54 Storytime
03:47 Sheduer Sanders
05:05 Pope Trump
09:01 Dave Portnoy
18:43 Shiloh Hendrix
27:35 Harvard
31:37 Raw Milk
35:01 South Carolina
—nathan opens the show with a genuine foot-in-your-mouth moment.
You have to hear it to believe it.
—Yes, we’re talking about him again.
Not only did no NFL team want him, the Cleveland Browns, the team that drafted him, didn’t want him!
The video footage of the coach and GM reacting to what the owner shoved down their collective throat is hilarious.
If you haven’t seen it, get thee to Google, stat.
—Trump posted a picture of himself as the pope, and people lost their minds.
What is wrong with you dummies?
Trump posts this nonsense just to get under your skin, and you fall for it every single time.
It’s a weird combination of hilarious, and sad.
I mean, it’s funny to watch you cry about everything, but you are pathetic.
—You know what? F the news media.
The Idiots on Parade podcast called Bill Belichick a submissive to Jordan Hudson’s dominatrix last week, and no one said anything.
Dave Portnoy mentions it in passing and gets stories written about it?
F you, news media.
F. You.
—Speaking of Dave Portnoy and “effing” things: someone wrote “F the Jews” at one of his bars.
I mean, they actually spelled it out, but… Yeah.
It’s all gone downhill from there, with some loser named “Mo Kahn” attempting to call himself a “citizen journalist” when he posted a picture of the sign, and who is now trying to profit off his actions with a fundraiser…
Will he make money?
Maybe.
I mean…
—Racist piece of human garbage Shiloh Hendrix launched the n-word at a child, and has raised over $700,000 playing the victim.
Even worse, the CFO of the website she’s using, a man who deserves anal warts like no other on the panet, Jacob Wells, says that as long as his website gets a cut of the take, he doesn’t care how people raise money.
(I’m paraphrasing, but that’s the gist of things.)
You want proof there’s no God? I give you everything about this situation.
—In a world filled with darkness, there needs to be a light, and this week, that light was Harvard.
The absolutely unqualified Secretary of Education Linda McMahon sent Harvard a letter…
…and they corrected it and posted it publicly.
God bless whoever thought to do that.
It’d be even funnier if it wasn’t so tragic, the fact she’s in charge of anything.
—Speaking of incompetent people in charge of things they have no business being in charge of…
While this isn’t a story about RFK Jr, it might as well be.
Morons in West Virginia passed legislation in support of raw milk.
They celebrated with a glass of the product…
…and all immediately fell ill.
Unfortunately, they all survived.
—Speaking of surviving, Mikal Mahdi was put to death by firing squad in South Carolina last month, but it turns out one of the shooters missed.
Oopsies!
—India and Pakistan got frisky, and by the time this video was edited and released, it was all over.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
Find Jake at @jakevevera
Find nathan at nathantimmel.com
