This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
—Hulk Hogan
—Kamala Harris
00:00 Introductions
07:55 Modern English
09:22 Thailand vs. Cambodia
11:29 The Washington Redskins
13:47 Sydney Sweeney
26:16 Kamala Harris
32:58 Buddhist Monks
35:21 Derek Huffman
41:03 The Economy
Hulk Hogan
Jake’s dad passed away, but so did a famous, racist, philandering wrestler. The Idiots make fun of Gawker, and how their insistence on airing a video no one wanted to see cost them everything.
Also: nathan called it!
When the Hulkster died, he texted Jake, “Man, Hooters is gonna be hurting now…”
AND TWO DAYS LATER, THAT WAS THE NEWS!
You really need to listen to us, because we’re on top of things.
Modern English
nathan has done more for that band recently than anyone else.
How?
Tune in for the answer.
Thailand vs. Cambodia
Did you know they went to war?
Don’t worry, no one did.
We only found out about it after a ceasefire was reached.
The Washington Football Team
The Commanders is absolutely, 100%, the dumbest name in all of football, and they chose it willingly.
Well, Donald Trump wants their old name back…
Or, at least he did for two seconds, while trying to distract people from the fact he’s in the Epstein Files.
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney is probably the most shrewd businesswoman out there.
Oh, you don’t like my bathwater ad?
Well, let’s quadruple down on my looks…
She’s taking things to the bank.
Her next 5 movies could flop, and she’ll still have a better cashflow than a Nigerian Prince.
(Seriously, he only needs $2,000 in order to release his $10,000,000)
Both sides are shouting, because that’s what both sides do.
Kamala Harris
The former VP and once nominee of the Democratic Party says “the system is broken…”
YA THINK?
The idiots laugh at the fact that she’s not only a product of the broken system, she’s part of it.
—A couple weeks back, Buddhist Monks made the news for getting it on with a local lady of the evening…
Turns out, they’re all testing positive for meth!
Man, Buddhist Monks know how to party.
Derek Huffman
You can stop the search, we found the absolute dumbest person on the planet…
Derek Huffman moved his family to Russia, because the U.S. of A. was becoming too gay.
Now he’s on the front lines of the Ukraine invasion.
Hopefully, things work out for the best of humanity.
The Economy
Rut-ro, turns out that a fake billionaire who bankrupted a handful of businesses might not be that smart.
Before the 2024 election, over 20 Nobel Prize Winning Economists came out and said Kamala had the better plan.
Now, employment is stagnating, inflation is rising, and things are on the precipice of really taking a dive.
Who saw this coming, save for everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip?
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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