This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—TikTok Videos
—JD Vance
—Kamala Harris
00:00 Introductions
04:19 JD Vance
05:40 Kamala Harris
09:37 Kristen Bell
12:14 Amazon Layoffs
20:07 Middle East Peace
22:39 Tesla
27:46 Argentina
33:03 Tylenol
35:56 Prince Andrew
39:11 YouTube TV
TikTok
For no reason, Jake and nathan talk about TikTok videos they’ve watched.
JD Vance
JD got hugged by Erika Kirk, and the internet blew up. Because the internet has too much time on its hands.
Kamala Harris
Hey, Kamala… to quote Motley Crue: “Girl, don’t go away mad… Girl, just go away.”
She hinted she’s not done with running for office, this despite the fact NO ONE wants her to run for office.
Ugh.
Take a hint.
Kristen Bell
Thus far, Bell has refused to apologize for making a joke crybabies found insensitive, and the Idiots hope she continues to stand her ground.
Amazon Layoffs
AI is coming for all our jobs, especially that of…
Podcasters?
Apparently so!
Middle East Peace
Ooooh, we wanted Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing Peace to the Middle East, because just because every other peace plan throughout history failed didn’t mean Trump’s peace plan would fail (like Trump Steaks, the Trump Casino, Trump University, the Trump Presidency, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump the Game, Trump Mortgage…), but it did.
Hamas and Israel are fighting again, just like Mom & Dad did before Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back.
Tesla
Tesla wants to give Elon Musk a trillion-dollar bonus, because…
Well, because apparently the board of directors at Tesla are the stupidest people on the planet.
Argentina
A Brazilian President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy.
He goes to jail.
An American President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy…
So the stupidest of the stupid American people elect him president, again.
And he then punishes Brazil for doing the right thing.
The world we live in…
Tylenol
Well, RFK and Trump lied.
They said Tylenol was the devil, and caused autism, and now RFK is walking it back.
Because science disagreed with his whim.
Prince Andrew
Oh, royals… Why do you even exist?
YouTube TV
They’re fighting with Disney & ESPN, because sports is expensive.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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