This week, Xavier's back in Melbourne to celebrate another massive week of Bachelorette (well, okay, there was some other stuff going on in Melbourne this week, but whatever). Between Georgia visiting the boys' hometowns, a Swayze single-date, and a boy-band group-date which produces the first official Bachelor of Hearts Certified Banger, it's an overstuffed week of The Bachelorette, but we do our best to process it all and also figure out where babies come from.