On this episode of The Fap Hour, the Friendos recap week 1 of the NFL season and discuss how their fantasy teams fared in the opening week. They also wonder when Tom Brady will start declining since he’s still a Top 10 player at the tender age of 44. Dont you worry, round ball lovers, they also wet your whiskers by discussing a little basketball. Also discussed are the wild costumes displayed at the Met Gala, including the dress worn by Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Kimye. They speak on Floyd Mayweather and wonder if the money grab fights will tarnish his legacy. Finally, we find out that a certain Friendo believes garlic parmesan wings are fancy eating.