This week's movie is a classic, guys. It's about four friends who are driving across Texas in this creeper van and one of them is in a wheelchair and no one likes him. And then they go to this farmhouse and there's this crazy guy with jacked-up teeth who likes to wear human faces as masks and he chases people around with this giant chainsaw.
Wait, no. I'm totally thinking of something else.
GEE, I WONDER WHY.
Here's "House of 1,000 Corpses."