Woman wakes to snake biting her face; After five years, researchers explain comet's invisible glow in satellite photos; Wisconsin astronomers announce a gas giant around a white dwarf; Stargazers speculate x-ray fluctuations may be extragalactic planet; Evolutionary biologist tells story about slow brains (misses irony); Ontario LGBTQ2 activists claim Christianity increases suicides; Vox uses Marxism to spoil Beethoven; Lightning kills two giraffes . . . in this September 30 broadcast of Answers News.