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1. Paul catches March Madness
2. Why are McDonald's shake machines always down?
3. Have heard about the new Wordle? It's called Heardle.
4. Kurt Vonnegut and the March Madness bracket Dan can embrace.
5. The Cleveland Browns stick the knife all the way into Baker Mayfield. What will become of his amusing insurance commercials?
6. Everton should sign protestor who zip tied his neck to the goal.
7. Job opportunities for Hank the Tank.