It should cum on Krusti Kristi's face as no surprise that Jimbo and The Sack of Prolapsed Anuses are not the most mentally attuned of criminal idiot masterminds. However, it was just discovered that Jimbo suffers from many things, shrimp dick being one but apparently he is mentally unstable as well as the most retarded person on the planet along with Feathers up Her Ass The one and ugly Berkely the Dirty Bird Brown nose full of shit face down in a puddle of vomit Nickerson....wow that was a mouthful. Not like when Krusti or The Jizz Stain's mouths are full of some homeless guys grimy dick and balls and matted pubic hair that they slunts then use as dental floss. Does Krusti have any teeth left.....I figured she would have lost them all by now with how many "Hey Heys" she has gotten ....plus all the meth and crack she smokes. I saw the unpleasant sack of semen earlier today. She looked like she was a female version of the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt that was further emaciated from lots of drug use and malnutrition but also a new term called male-nutrition which is just drinking semen....that' applies to the Jizz Stain only thus far. But I digress and the Ruptured Asshole crew has just regressed to basically Neandethals that are soon to be extinct and replaced by a more advanced and adaptive species. Oh, so this is the act that gets the Darwin Award for Biggest Fucking Retard....and the winner is...Holy shit it's a tie. Berkely the Retarded Dirty Bird for Hacking into the Navy Fav computer system mainframe which is part of.....drum roll please....the fucking Department of Defense. What a absolute moron. The other winner winner cock and balls for dinner is Jimbo for spilling the semen fillled beans and telling me and every other person on their boat in the fucking Marina just south of Broadway Pier. Talk about bone head moves. This is massive Federal Offense and one punishable by life in Prison and being treated as Enemies of the State, Domestic Terrorists and those unlucky retards are in violation of the the PATRIOT Act that would strip them of all rights and put their asses in Gitmo for the rest of their lives with no chance of a fair trial, due process and other Constirutional rights that you all chose to take from me for money. You shit bag motherfuckes. I fucking will destroy you all. Too bad it's not the days of Rumy and Cheney....those are some crazy tough motherfuckers. I am pretty sure that Trump would not be too pleased either. Please have your best technicians and computer engineera scour the source coding and other computer lingo stuff for a hacker footprint.... Berkely the I hope she is dead soon Brown. She and the Ruptured Assholes are running amok in Downtown San Diego trying to kill me. If you could kill two dirty birds with whatever stone you want that would be helpful to me. Can I get a reward for turning their asses in? Or can I like get a year or two off from paying taxes? Seriously.....much Love...Jay Bryson Kambestad....The Destroyer.
