Let us give thanks to the Lord All Mighty, the king of kings, that when he shat out Tessa Fuckin The smelly Cunt Stevens he blessed her with a big cranium but it was mostly just dead space. Very few brain cells were bestowed upon this Lenny like Bitch. As they say, with great power comes responsibility. That's why Tessa the Tard was given zero brain cells because she isn't capable of efficiently utilizing them. Tessa belongs in a group home with other mentally challenged people. Tessa was so proud that day when she placed second at the special Olympics. She said I did good right...I said well you should have won but also it would be cool if you weren't mentally disabled as well. Either way.... that's the day I knew I was married to a "special Lady"....don't let that big head of hers make you think she shouldn't be wearing a helmet all the time. She wore a bike helmet in a spin class one time .no joke. She did fall so she was glad she was prepared and we'll required to wear a helmet at all times as a result of having an IQ less than 100 minus 20.. anyway, I am not proud not but I dated and married a retartred person. I thought if I helped her learn to color and read and properly use a spork, no knives of any kind, that she may be somewhat normal. Good golly, was I wrong. She is am idiot and she confesses to Raping me, having me fired from Comerica, settings me up for two DUIs, and the other arrests. I think the DA will like this. I hope I hear from them soon staring that all charges are dropped and here is a. Decent settlement not to sue for wrongful imprisonment and false arrests and flagrant abuse of power violating the corner stone of any legitimate authority, the Social Contract. Fuck you Tessa. You're done Bitch.
