Well this comes as no surprise. The Shocker and Ah Shit Campaign was a massive success apparently. So good infact, that Jimbo et al, latin for among other fucking retards, they have decided to plot the murder of the 3 little pigs and frame me for it. They are going to get the 3 Once little but now just fat sloppy disgusting hogs drunk as the skunks they smell like. Fun fact, I met a skunk at an AA meeting and he is the only skunk ever to drink a beer. It is a bold face lie and complete misunderstanding that skunks do infact get hammered smelly ass drunk. The are quite the conuseuer of crystal meth....hence the constant running or tweaking in others people garbage cans looking for cool shit that is basically just trash. Tweakers and skunks have more than just being nocturnal, smelling terribly and enjoy digging around in trash for something special. Skunks have a very active "arbi-trash" market that is a variation of arbitrage which is a finance term but I came up with that incredibly wicked smart (in a Boston accent) new term or portmanteau. So, in conclusion, fuck Jimbo in the ass with a dead skunk and I will handsomely reward you after you have thoroughly showered for several days in a row than I will send a check to your home address. If you are a tweaker or a skunk and you fulfill the contract than we can discuss a trade or something if you do indeed have something that other people in the world would agree does have some value and it's not purely just trash. And I mean it this time Martin, the skunk from Cedar and 8th street, watermelon rinds with no edible stuff is not a good trade for an eight ball. I don't care if you are applying skunk standards for evaluation purposes. Do I look like a skunk, do I smell like a skunk than why are you trying to fuck me like I am some skunk as bitch! Fuck you, Marty. Brings those fruit rinds my way again and we're gonna have problems. Got it? A don't even spray your skunk ass shit at me either. My girl wouldn't let me inside for a week because of these smell. I had to sleep in the dogs house outside but it's built for a fucking chihuahua and so I broke the motherfucker because I was drunk. Anyway, I apologize for losing my temper. I will.see you next week at AA and we can continue our work on step 3. You're the best sponsor. I never thought I could learn so much from a skunk. Oh BTW, how did my panda joke go for you as you altered it for the skunk community. Do you all like have jobs and shit or buy houses. You just live in a dumpster but many alcoholics find themselves in that position. Anyway, stating to ramble .Oh, one last thing,, do you and Sheila want to play Boggle next week?
