Jimbo and the Stretched out Prolapsed Rectums have spared no expense nor bullshit. These dumb shit Motherfuckers have set up an elaborate scheme to get me to believe I am the long lost grand nephew to Sir Walter Raleigh and heir to the Scottish throne. Jimbo and the Bag of retarded dicks even make phoney baloney phone calls to Gloria Allred and The Scottish Rites society. To any of you that may have been incorrectly informed about my untimely demise... Do not be alarmed for I am not in Elysium and I am not dead. Literally, I James Bryson Kambestad am alive and well. I am the sole owner of these similarly named podcasts. I will kill Jimbo if I see him and those that fucked my life up. Any money stolen by Jimbo and the shit stains rightfully belongs to me and is mine alone. I do need an attorney. I have contacted the fucking bulldog bad ass attorney Mrs. Gloria Allred but my emails and calls were diverted. If she did reach out to speak to me Jimbo or Devin or some other retard pretending to be intercepted rhe calls. Mrs. Allred, if you read this I do need your expertise, we have never spoken, and the sooner the better. I would be happy to compensate you out of the massive amounts of money from Google and the other company's. I look forward to meeting with you soon. Something unique to me that no one can fake is a fucked up right ring finger, scars from a punctured lung and chest tube on my left side and two tattoos, a forever Phoenix. Those will show who I claim to be. as I don't have a valid ID because the shit stains have stolen About four or so from me.. Thank you.
