glitch \GLITCH\ noun. 1 a : a usually minor malfunction; also : an unexpected defect, fault, flaw, or imperfection. b : a minor problem that causes a temporary setback : snag. 2 : a false or spurious.
- I can’t spell tomorrow
Can’t shuffle cards
- Can’t tread water
- I can’t do advanced math like calculus or functions
- I can’t easily make out words when people try to spell them for me.
- Can’t cross my legs
- Can’t do the whistle where you put two fingers in your mouth
- I can never remember if fiction is the real one or the fake one, because of fission, friction , fiction
- I can’t grow a full beard
- Every time I try to say Salvation Army I say Old Navy
