Tom emulates Danny Murphy's consummate professionalism. Josiah's on the fence about Graeme Souness. Both reveal the line-ups of Cute and Butters five-a-side teams and rank the Top Ten worst football commentators/pundits. Bloody hell, Gareth! It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.
Do enjoy Sam Matterface here at his absolute best.
And do also catch Tom's star-turns in The Rosebuddies Sketchtacular, a comedy special that doesn't feel a day older than 18 months, and Come Die With Me, a beautifully shot film in a beautiful flat.
