We lay out plans for the Milwaukee comedy scene olympics, conducted a job interview, talked fitness and watched the funniest porn I've ever found, to date. (We will probably find a better one.)
Milwaukee Comedy Scene Olympic Events
Basketball 5v5
Basketball 1v1
3-point shooting competition
Greco-Roman Wrestling
Bang Chugging (mouth)
Bang Chugging (ass)
Fast Pitch
Whiffle ball home run competition
Potato sack races
Three-legged race
Frisbee golf
Bags
Field goal contest
Roller derby
Fuck the dealer
Hockey (cards)
Swimming
Race
Flutag
Breath holding competition (underwater)
Breath holding (toy aisle)
Fishing
Buck Hunter
Who Can Rock the Longest Piss (time)
Who Can Rock the Longest Piss (distance)
Case Race
Breaking the glass ceiling (women only)
Ultimate squirter
