Have you or a loved one ever suffered from acute symptoms of orthostatic hypotension, due to sudden urges to walk away from a movie to go get more snacks? You could qualify for an insignificant amount of pity if you act now and call the number that doesn't exist on the screen. Please make sure to ask your doctor about anything else, especially if you have experienced orthostatic hypotension when viewing the forgettable but charming American Ultra, staring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Topher Grace, Connie Britton, Walton Goggins, John Leguizamo, Bill Pullman, and Tony Hale.