Screeeeech!, beep, boop, CHRRRRRR: Ahh, the dulcet tones of dial-up modems. Tie up your landlines folks, because later this week, we get into coming of age during the Wild West of the internet: laptops the size of briefcases, passive-aggressive away messages, and... devastatingly emo LiveJournals.
A/S/L? ;-*