Don't be silly, I don't have food poisoning. That would be sensible conclusion to come to. No, no. I've thought long and hard - well a couple days - about the best foods I think would be to use to poison someone. Not that I'm looking to poison someone, promise officer. Just like to have a think on these things you ken just in case. If you can think of any better foods then please get in touch on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross
