The Dummies are at death's door - that's what old age will do to you... their fantasy prospects are much more promising, however! More green arrows despite Salah's lack of goalscoring form, but will they stick with the Egyptian King? Or will they join the hoards shipping him out...
Of course, a bit of chat about Man United, the usual "Snog, Marry, Avoid", and some less usual chat about grandmas and zimmer frames...
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