This is an entire episode of me talking, so it's completely crazy and unfettered free associative list-reading and confession blasting. No one deserves to hear this. No one will ever understand it the way I do: it's a lot of lists of songs and jokes and dates and numbers. There are quotes and scenarios stolen from books by Louise Gluck, E. Annie Proulx, Jack Weatherford, Joseph J. Ellis, Peter Carey, Thomas Frank, and maybe some others I'm forgetting. Pure comedy. Pure evil.
