Who's the MEANEST?! Who's the PRETTIEST?! Who's the BADDEST mofo low-down around this town?! Who are we? THE LAST ACTION HEROES!!!
This time we are cruising the mean streets of 80's Harlem, giving fools a beatdown as we go in search of 'The Glow' in our quest to become the master in 1985's iconic THE LAST DRAGON!'Bruce' Leroy (he even uses nicknames like TLAH) Green is a shredded, montage owning bad ass kung fu expert. He's also a massive Bruce Lee mega-STAN who wears a straw hat and eats popcorn with chopsticks! After attaining The Last Dragon in his martial arts training, Leroy must go on a journey of discovery to find 'The Glow', a mythical state of Kung Fu Mastery! Taking to the streets in search of a teacher, 'Bruce' will have more than one spiritual awakening as he meets the beautiful TV host Laura Charles, crosses paths with insane video arcade mogul ( the De Vito-esque) Eddie Arkadian and faces down his greatest challenge yet from the Shogun of Harlem himself, Sho' Nuff, a string bean, Rick James looking fool with a zest for Kung Fu treachery.What follows is a fairy tale love letter to Kung Fu cinema all wrapped up in a comic-book world of Black and Asian stereotype role-reversals, laugh out loud moments, larger than life characters and Kung Fu choreography that would have The Master Bruce Lee himself cheering in the aisles...oh and did we mention it has a super fly soundtrack selected by legendary Motown producer Berry Gordy himself? This is one film you shouldn’t miss...especially if you don't want your ass designated for dismemberment!
So, join us, BJO-nuff, Ricks JamesPER looking Fool, Eddie ArkaDAN and Ping Pong Playing Chow Mein For Brains Kung Fu Head LEON on this journey of peace and enlightenment and when we say "Who's the master?"...you say?
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