We don't like the phrase lukewarm. Saucers are under utilized in modern day society. iPhones are not superior cell phones. Sousaphones should probably be called pepperphones. Have I not enticed you yet with this smorgasbord of topics? Well that's just the first half, but I'm tired of typing these out, and to be honest I don't even remember all of them. Come laugh with us, or cry with us because you have nothing else going on with your day. You had me at 'podcast.'