Gemma brings the Birdsong button-book and Lewis plays “name-that-tweet.” From ravens’ office gossip to goldcrests in conifers, we derail into MI6 recruitment, chicken nappies and phone-based surveillance – but somehow loop back to purposeful listening outdoors.
🚗 Apple “steps & floors” chat, blocked noses and elevation paranoia
🕵️♂️ Lewis’ totally-real MI5 recruitment story (“Do I have to kill people?” – “Yes.”)
💸 Tech eavesdropping: teeth-whitening ads & sperm-donor pop-ups
🎤 BIRD QUIZ:
Raven (social geniuses, imitate speech)
Jay (egg-thief, acorn forester)
Wood warbler (roots-nest, African migrant)
Great tit (“teacher-teacher!”)
Goldcrest (smallest UK bird, squeaky bike)
Wren (loudest tiny shouter)
🌳 Why birds make such good “gateway wildlife” for kids
🐔 Honiton “Hot Pennies,” chicken sacrifices & indoor-hen nappies (!?)
🔊 Active listening outdoors – and why Gemma abruptly stops mid-sentence when a bird calls
📚 Book used: Birdsong – 150 British & Irish Birds and Their Amazing Sounds (Jonathan Elphick & Lars Svensson) – now hard to find, so scour eBay/charity shops
00:00 – iPhone step-count rabbit hole
09:50 – MI6 recruitment & tracking paranoia
15:00 – Bird-quiz round 1: Raven, Jay
23:40 – Bird-quiz round 2: Wood warbler, Great tit
28:45 – Bird-quiz round 3: Goldcrest, Wren
35:00 – Why birds are the safe wildlife to notice
38:00 – Indoor hens, nappies & sacrificial chickens
42:00 – Courses plug & wrap-up
Birdsong · Ravens · Jays · Great Tit · Goldcrest · Wren · Active Listening · Outdoor CPD · Tech Surveillance
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